toxicmp3:

bernie is verbally begging his supporters to vote for hillary and ensure a liberl presidency and hillary blatantly mentioned a promise to include bernie in her policies and gave him the credit for permanently changing the landscape for the party and his impact on young voters and bernie babies still wont get a grip and vote

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Michelle Obama should’ve ran for president 2016 tbh

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glassesanddreads:

glassesanddreads:

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

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schakira:

teaandinanity:

itsoktobemarty:

when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: 

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And at some point the protagonist goes,

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And you just go,

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#bonus points if you started out reading them when they were older than you and you grow up and surpass them and it’s just holy shit [x]

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cincosechzehn:

wombatking:

prokopetz:

yomommaboyfriend:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

their relationship was just right

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weavemunchers:

[college ad] High schoolers: You’ve sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?

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highschoolhandjobs:

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

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